Because Valentine's Day is just an excuse to use sexual innuendos. And not get arrested by the police. So consider Valentine's Day a free-for-all for the exchange of sexual innuendos, because most people will be more likely to consider it as a form a flattery rather than harassment.
Best of luck to all of you as you spend the precious time before Valentine's Day thinking of the world's greatest innuendos to use on passing strangers.
You have my permission to use Link's pick up line on your one true love.*
*Disclaimer: I am not responsible for: -Injuries caused by your one true love punching you in your one true face. -Restraining orders placed on your one true heart. -The police being called on your one true a$$. _____ Made entirely in GIMP. ____________
Some other Zelda-related pick-up lines my family and I came up with after reading this;
I don't need the Song of Storms to make you wet! Hey baby, wanna get Lost in my Woods? I may not have the Iron Boots, but I can still get to the bottom of your lake! If I get any more of you, I'll need another Heart Container!