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CL10--Close Enough (Be My Valentine) by ccucco CL10--Close Enough (Be My Valentine) by ccucco
Because Valentine's Day is just an excuse to use sexual innuendos.

And not get arrested by the police. So consider Valentine's Day a free-for-all for the exchange of sexual innuendos, because most people will be more likely to consider it as a form a flattery rather than harassment.

Best of luck to all of you as you spend the precious time before Valentine's Day thinking of the world's greatest innuendos to use on passing strangers.

You have my permission to use Link's pick up line on your one true love.*

*Disclaimer: I am not responsible for:
-Injuries caused by your one true love punching you in your one true face.
-Restraining orders placed on your one true heart.
-The police being called on your one true a$$.
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Made entirely in GIMP.
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Check out Part 2 here!

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:bulletpink: Legend of Zelda and all things related belong to their respective owners.
:bulletred: Art and Design by *CynicalCucco
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:iconkeeperofthekeys92:
KeeperoftheKeys92 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015
Link wants to merge Triforces with Zelda LOL.
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:icondonniefangirl:
Donniefangirl Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD I get what Link means :XD:
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:iconlilpaintergirl:
lilpaintergirl Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
EPIC FAIL XD
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:iconpanlong-dragon:
Panlong-Dragon Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Pick up line FAIL


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:iconpanlong-dragon:
Panlong-Dragon Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Link's face got caved in
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:iconsonicxgal2546:
Sonicxgal2546 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Owch XD
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:icondrawingftw777:
drawingftw777 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

LOL!!!

:rofl:

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:iconjazzylick:
JazzyLick Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
Zelda's faace XDD In panel threeee XDDD
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:iconiheartinuyasha1322:
IHeartInuyasha1322 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
This is what I want a guy to say to me on Valentine's day.
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:iconjazzylick:
JazzyLick Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
AND HELL YES AGAIN.
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:iconiheartinuyasha1322:
IHeartInuyasha1322 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
Yeah so true
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:iconjazzylick:
JazzyLick Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
:iconsuperw00tplz:
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:iconiheartinuyasha1322:
IHeartInuyasha1322 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
:)
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:iconjazzylick:
JazzyLick Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
:iconsuperw00tplz:
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:iconask-oot-link:
Ask-OoT-Link Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013
HELL YEA.
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:iconcharliethemew012:
charliethemew012 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
LOL!
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:iconindigo-serenade:
Indigo-Serenade Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Some other Zelda-related pick-up lines my family and I came up with after reading this;

I don't need the Song of Storms to make you wet!
Hey baby, wanna get Lost in my Woods?
I may not have the Iron Boots, but I can still get to the bottom of your lake!
If I get any more of you, I'll need another Heart Container!


... Use these at your own risk. XD
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:iconjazzylick:
JazzyLick Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
HELL YES.
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:iconindigo-serenade:
Indigo-Serenade Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
IKR.
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:iconjazzylick:
JazzyLick Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
I AM SHARING THIS EVERYWHERE. :iconsuperw00tplz:
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:iconindigo-serenade:
Indigo-Serenade Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AWESOME.
I'LL BE POPULAR THE HYRULIAN WAY- BREAKING LESS POTS THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND SHARING HORRIBLE PICK-UP LINES.
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:iconjazzylick:
JazzyLick Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
YES. :iconsuperw00tplz:
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:iconindigo-serenade:
Indigo-Serenade Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyaylinkplz:
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:iconccucco:
ccucco Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love it :lol:
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:iconindigo-serenade:
Indigo-Serenade Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Why thank you.
...
I have a weird family. XD
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:iconflyingprincess:
FlyingPrincess Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
Not appropriate, Link
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:iconwolf-blossom:
Wolf-Blossom Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Congratulations! This piece has won 1st place in the :iconboy-without-a-fairy: Valentine's Day Contest :D
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:iconccucco:
ccucco Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconexcitedlaplz:
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:iconnummonkee:
Nummonkee Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i love your terrible advice XD
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:iconchibipanny:
ChibiPanny Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013   Digital Artist
XP I wonder what he was gonna say..... Just kidding!
Let him finish Zelda. XD
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:iconlozrocksmysocks77:
LOZRocksmysocks77 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
This is really funny!!!! :rofl:
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:iconzelink123:
zelink123 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
XDDDDXDDDD
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:iconillusionsdreamsfan:
Illusionsdreamsfan Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG X`DDDDDDDDDDDDD
I voted for you :dance:
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:iconmjherbert:
mjherbert Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
brilliance
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:iconsarinilli:
Sarinilli Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
I'm going to be laughing at this for some time to come. I love it. x3
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:iconmajoraswaker:
MajorasWaker Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
:lol:Defenitly going to vote for you!
That is to say, if I don't forget it...
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:iconelfofcourage:
elfofcourage Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LoLz :giggle:
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:iconfaehime:
FaeHime Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nicely done ;)
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:iconwolf-blossom:
Wolf-Blossom Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
My inner pervert DIED. That was SOO clever and I loved it!! Best of luck in the voting, it starts tomorrow :D
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:icontorchic2012:
torchic2012 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
HA HA HA HA HA HA thats what Misty (a character i made up) would do if he did that to her
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:iconrubydragoncat:
RubyDragonCat Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh god lol. I love Zelda themed pickup lines...here's two more!

"The water temple isn't the only thing that's gonna be hard tonight."
"I just got the all night mask...wanna see if it works?"
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:iconfaehime:
FaeHime Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
BEST PICKUP LINES EVAH!!! XD
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:iconwolf-blossom:
Wolf-Blossom Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
If a guy ever said those to me, I don't know whether I'd laugh or be thoroughly impressed :P
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:iconrubydragoncat:
RubyDragonCat Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah me too!
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:iconccucco:
ccucco Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:eyes:
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:iconultimatesketchqueen:
UltimateSketchQueen Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Last Panel
Friendzone'd officially
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:icongermydoritos:
GermyDoritos Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
aww, poor guy :/
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:iconrin-egin:
Rin-Egin Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
How did you come up with something as amazing as this? XD
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:iconneonkitsune16:
NeonKitsune16 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
pffffft XD nice gurl very nice. I sux at poetry that was clever.^^
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